Publication: The Sports Hernia Blog

First Reported May 25 2012 - Updated May 25 2012 - 1 Documents

Modano, Roenick and Playoff Beards

If these two Funny or Die shorts don't give you flashbacks to sitting in your dorm room playing NHL 95 on Genesis, than we probably don't like you (or you are way too young to understand). The Playoff Beard Follies:... ... [ Published May 25 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]

Entities: NHL 95, Funny Or Die

First Reported May 21 2012 - Updated May 21 2012 - 1 Documents

Ron Duguay re-invents air hockey

In an effort to liven an up an old gameroom favorite, Ranger's legend and notorious coochie whisperer introduced his own line of Air Hockey tables. The Ron Duguay Bone Zone Three-way Table Hockey System puts a new spin on air... ... [ Published May 21 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]

Entities: Ron Duguay

First Reported May 18 2012 - Updated May 18 2012 - 1 Documents

BREAKING: Skip Bayless turns into werewolf on live television

BRISTOL, CT -- Notorious face contortionist, Skip Bayless, has let the cat out of the bag and finally turned into a werewolf on live television. The somewhat startling, but mostly predictable transformation took place this morning on ESPN's wildly fr ... [ Published May 18 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]

Entities: Skip Bayless, Bristol

First Reported May 17 2012 - Updated May 17 2012 - 1 Documents

The Key to the Game and this very site is ... "SOMETHING"

Whenever we describe this site to people, we're often tempted to say it's a sports site about nothing, which is exactly what it's been as of late. But in reality, it really wouldn't be proper to use that line even... ... [ Published May 17 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]

First Reported May 13 2012 - Updated May 13 2012 - 1 Documents

It's Game 7... Pau-jama Time!

Will Pau bounce back in Game 7 or will it be another tiwed and sweepy night for the Spaniard? ... [ Published May 13 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]

First Reported May 09 2012 - Updated May 09 2012 - 1 Documents

Rondo wears repulsive jacket, gets filmed in it, becomes cranky

Massive bonus points are in order for TNT's Ernie Johnson, who opened the embarrassing clip of cantankerous Rondo with the "hot under the collar" line. That's about as close as you'll get to Ernie blatantly mocking a player, so soak... ... [ Published May 09 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]

First Reported May 03 2012 - Updated May 03 2012 - 1 Documents

Albert Pujols

Report: Albert Pujols now an awful baseball player

The portly Angels first baseman is batting .208 with 5 RBIs, zero home runs and a putrid OPS that would even make little Jason Tyner cry. Cosmo Kramer's infamous words of "look away, I'm hideous" sound awfully poignant right about... ... [ Published May 03 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]

Entities: Albert Pujols, Jason Tyner

First Reported Apr 28 2012 - Updated Apr 28 2012 - 1 Documents

Bernice tops our 'Best Available' list

If NFL teams are looking for someone to plug the run, set the end, and wreak general havoc on opposing offenses, we suggest they look no further than South Beach Tow's breakout star Bernice. We don't care if her 40... ... [ Published Apr 28 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]

Entities: National Football League

First Reported Apr 22 2012 - Updated Apr 22 2012 - 1 Documents

Report: NASCAR's Kyle Busch is not impressed

We are not to pretend to know anything about NASCAR, but it is clear to us that Kyle Busch is not impressed. Not even being dressed up like a giant peanut M&M can cheer this guy up. [Photo via Yahoo]... ... [ Published Apr 22 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]

Entities: Kyle Busch, Peanut, NASCAR

First Reported Apr 18 2012 - Updated Apr 18 2012 - 1 Documents

Rusty's un-holy grail

Our old pal Rusty Hardin was escorting his star client while holding his personal travel mug curiously far from his hip. That could only mean that Rusty's un-holy grail was filled with one of the following: - Clemens' replacement urine... ... [ Published Apr 18 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]

Entities: Rusty Hardin

First Reported Apr 16 2012 - Updated Apr 16 2012 - 1 Documents

Royals are officially running out of ideas

Not even the old "really big glove" trick seems to be helping the happless 3-6 Kansas City Royals. Somewhere Mark Gubicza and Brett Saberhagen cry silently, and Steve Balboni has paint chipping wing farts. [Photo Via Yahoo] ... [ Published Apr 16 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]

Entities: Steve Balboni, Mark Gubicza, Yahoo! Inc

First Reported Apr 08 2012 - Updated Apr 08 2012 - 1 Documents

The 'Big Noodle' is a trailblazer

Kraft Foods recently erected the new "Big Noodle" outside of Wrigley Field - a statue that looks like a giant macaroni noodle topped with cheese and bacon pieces, which emits the smell of fried pork belly every 10 minutes to... ... [ Published Apr 08 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]

Entities: Kraft Foods Inc

Quotes

...Patrick's Day, but that you assist the great brewer in its bold attempt at setting a Guinness World Record for "The Largest StSt Patrick’s..."

Reminder: Help Guinness set a St. Patrick's Day record by drinking a Guinness [The Sports Hernia Blog - Mar 15 2012]

As the baffled sheriff in The Goonies once aptly stated, "Holy Mary, mother of god ... Look at that. The sizzling strike by Pete Weber quite obviously just shed ever single wedgie he ever received. That's a full day. [via..."

Pro Bowler Pete Weber seriously exists [The Sports Hernia Blog - Feb 27 2012]

From time to time, the Hernia gets pitched 'PR Stories'. The shit-astic one came into our inbox today: "Pawngo, The First Online Pawn Shop Delivered A 900 Pound Gift To Wes Welker Today In Boston For His Super Bowl XLVI..."

Some dopey company did some dumb stunt [The Sports Hernia Blog - Feb 08 2012]

This could very well be the worst start to Super Bowl week of all time. Here's the alleged "taunt" from Sir Thomas Brady: "We're going down there, and we're going down there for one reason. We're going to give it..."

Tom Brady mercilessly taunts the city of New York by hoping for Super Bowl win [The Sports Hernia Blog - Jan 31 2012]

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Modano, Roenick and Playoff Beards [ Published May 25 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Ron Duguay re-invents air hockey [ Published May 21 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
BREAKING: Skip Bayless turns into werewolf on l... [ Published May 18 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
The Key to the Game and this very site is ... "... [ Published May 17 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
It's Game 7... Pau-jama Time! [ Published May 13 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Rondo wears repulsive jacket, gets filmed in it... [ Published May 09 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Report: Albert Pujols now an awful baseball player [ Published May 03 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Bernice tops our 'Best Available' list [ Published Apr 28 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Report: NASCAR's Kyle Busch is not impressed [ Published Apr 22 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Rusty's un-holy grail [ Published Apr 18 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Royals are officially running out of ideas [ Published Apr 16 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
The 'Big Noodle' is a trailblazer [ Published Apr 08 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Confirmed: Anthony Davis is a Freak [ Published Apr 03 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Transfixed Tyler Seguin fans take a stroll down... [ Published Apr 02 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Study: Every reliever in baseball is either ham... [ Published Apr 02 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
The PGA braces itself... [ Published Mar 31 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Gronk the pitchman [ Published Mar 29 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Rick Pitino mistakingly drinks from wrong grail... [ Published Mar 27 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Ring Beef Not Impressed [ Published Mar 24 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Sean Payton suspended by NFL for 2012 season; m... [ Published Mar 21 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Report: We hope this fan still exists [ Published Mar 20 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Reminder: Help Guinness set a St. Patrick's Day... [ Published Mar 15 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Celtics center Greg Stiemsma ... wait, who the ... [ Published Mar 15 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Help Guinness set a record on St. Patrick's Day... [ Published Mar 12 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Rick Pitino's hair makes cameo on Mid-American ... [ Published Mar 10 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Report: this fan exists [ Published Mar 09 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Help Guinness set a Guinness World Record: Cele... [ Published Mar 08 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
The Red Sox Are Getting Back to Basics With Bob... [ Published Mar 03 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Pro Bowler Pete Weber seriously exists [ Published Feb 27 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]
Kyrie Irving REALLY enjoyed the Slam Dunk Contest [ Published Feb 27 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ]

Blogs

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Modano, Roenick and Playoff Beards [ Published May 25 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ] If these two Funny or Die shorts don't give you flashbacks to sitting in your dorm room playing NHL 95 on Genesis, than we probably don't like you (or you are way too young to understand). The Playoff Beard Follies:... ...
Ron Duguay re-invents air hockey [ Published May 21 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ] In an effort to liven an up an old gameroom favorite, Ranger's legend and notorious coochie whisperer introduced his own line of Air Hockey tables. The Ron Duguay Bone Zone Three-way Table Hockey System puts a new spin on air... ...
BREAKING: Skip Bayless turns into werewolf on l... [ Published May 18 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ] BRISTOL, CT -- Notorious face contortionist, Skip Bayless, has let the cat out of the bag and finally turned into a werewolf on live television. The somewhat startling, but mostly predictable transformation took place this morning on ESPN's wildly fr ...
The Key to the Game and this very site is ... "... [ Published May 17 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ] Whenever we describe this site to people, we're often tempted to say it's a sports site about nothing, which is exactly what it's been as of late. But in reality, it really wouldn't be proper to use that line even... ...
It's Game 7... Pau-jama Time! [ Published May 13 2012 by The Sports Hernia Blog ] Will Pau bounce back in Game 7 or will it be another tiwed and sweepy night for the Spaniard? ...